We all have one.
Or two.
Or if you’re me, at least 5… maybe 6…
We’re talking about friends with babies. Not benefits. Babies.
And I’m totally cool with it.
Because I’m still working on keeping a house plant alive. Does anyone really trust me with a child? Nope. Surely one day. But for now? I’ll live vicariously through others.
Like through my friend Jaime:
Her little girl, Summer, just popped into this world to say hello a week ago. And I’m no expert, but find her quite a precious and adorable little thing.
Because I often bring in treats to the office whenever I have extras from a baking spree, and because Jaime’s gone for a couple months, part of my bridal shower gift to her was to bring her baked goods throughout her maternity leave.
Really, it’s selfishness on my part. Because I’m just using it as an excuse to drop by more often.
Obviously, it’s all about me… right?
Fine. It’s not. It’s really about the cookies.
I made these first for a reason.
Because I had a lot of malted milk powder hanging out from when I made the Chubby Hubby cookies. And there was this bag of candy staring me down:
Robin Eggs that I got on clearance. It’s the last of the Easter candy that I had hanging around (no judgement about how little of the candy actually went into baking like originally planned, please).
I had to eat all the blue robin eggs. Because Jaime had a girl. So the blue had to go. And I’m not wasteful.
Anyway, if I had actually gone back and read the post about when I baked the chubby hubby cookies, I may have actually remembered how many cookies came out of it.
This recipe could really be halved and no one would know the difference. Unless, of course, you’re cooking for a crowd. Or an entire baseball team. Then you should probably make the whole batch.
The recipe for the cookies was also the only one actually followed. When it came to the filling, I really wanted to make the oreo cookie knock-off filling. So I fired up the Google. And searched. And searched. And realized, without vegetable shortening, I was up a creek. Because this week was still a very busy one and a trip to the grocery store was not typed into my Blackberry calendar (aka wasn’t happening).Thank goodness I can always trust good ol’ buttercream to come through for me. Any recipe for it will do (I sort of always eyeball it)- just use at least a stick and a half of butter and a little more powdered sugar/less milk than you normally would as to get a thicker filling that won’t “smush” as quickly once you sandwich the cookies together.
It could all stop here if you really wanted it to. A classic sandwich cookie.
Simple. Elegant. Satisfactory.
I am none of those things.
When it comes to baking, I’m a girl who lives in the excess.
*That rule also applies to pizza, wine, shoes and Vince Vaughn.
But anyway, when baking, why not go above and beyond?
Because chocolate makes everything better.
As does crushed candy on top of your creation.
As does more chocolate.
You can never have enough, to be honest.
It turns out quite pretty.
And heavenly to devour when you’re in the market for a solid sugar rush.
Just make sure there’s a napkin involved. That is my disclaimer- I am not responsible for crushed candy getting all over your house.
Now that I’ve left you good and hungry, I must leave you. It’s time for yet another road trip to St. Louis. This maid-of-honor is SO not going to be the one late for the rehearsal dinner…
Toodles!
Oh yeah… I should probably go water that house plant before I leave…
Filed under: Random Baking Tagged: | baking, buttercream, chocolate, cookies, cookies with filling, dessert, friends with babies, sandwich cookies, sugar


Those are absurd. Absurd! It’s like one of those Cheesecake Factory cheesecakes that you see and are like, “My goodness, I could never ever eat all that” and then you do. Cute burrito baby, by the way.
I was calling her a burrito baby, too! lol
So food trailors are BIG in Austin. You need to move here and open a cookie trailor. You would make a killing with very little overhead!! haha!
People keep telling me to sell them. I keep saying I have no desire to bake all day and gain 50 lbs! lol
1. You have a Slap Chop. LOL.
2. Robin eggs. MUST HAVE.
3. Cute baby. It is smiling.
you beat me to posting this video
I can’t see the Slap Chop without thinking about hookers now.
By owning a slap chop, does this mean I support prostitution??? Oh dear…
You are really talented (TWSS) and I would love if you hired me as your taste-tester when you’re a famous baker some day. Deal? Awesome.
OMG- those cookies look amazing! I’m jealous of everyone who gets to eat them.
If I send you those jeans, will u send me some of those? The baby looks like a glo worm, super cute. Have a fun time at the wedding this weekend?
If you send the jeans, I’d send something even better. Promise.
Would it be wrong for me to have a baby in hopes that you’d make me these cookies?
Those are beautiful and belong in my mouth. Talented lady you are Amy. And what a lucky friend.
holy crap, those look so freaking amazing! Very jealous that a). you made them so beautifully and b). you get to eat them. Have a great trip!
Ummmm….yes please! Luckily I have all summer to play in the kitchen.
Friends/cousins with babies are a really good thing. All the fun of playing with them and snuggling them, none of the sleepless nights. And all of the boozing. And none of the weight gain. And all of the freedom. And none of the mood swings.
Clearly, I could go on forever.
DAYUM.
When I first read the line at the top, I thought you were saying that you have 5 or 6 excuses for buttercream. I was like, um….duh.
Sooo….did you have any of those cookies leftover? You realize that you live close enough now that I might “accidentally” on purpose drop by if I smell sugar and flour. Jaime’s baby is cute!
I’m so happy you support prostitution!
Ok, really Amy? Those cookies? I want to say holy balls. I don’t like the malted stuff but I think this is your prettiest creation yet (cakes not included)
I am so sick of people having babies. I am still working on trying to find a man, ugh.
These are seriously impressive. And chocolate always goes better on, well, just about anything. Especially cookies.
Good use of the Robin’s eggs. I was very sad to learn I bought the mini ones on clearance (not the large ones) and wasn’t a fan. Sadly, they didn’t make it. Chopping ‘em up like that AND with the cookies would have been a much better use!
Friends with babies, haha. After successfully keeping a house plant alive for 3 years, I have moved onto a puppy. I’ve only had him for 2 months though so the jury’s still out on that……;)
Those look insane! Now I’m going to have to to go the candy jar and get more Reese cups. I blame you.
its all about the cookies and adoooorable summer! <3 so so cute!
ok ok the cookies are cute too =)
xoXOxo
Jenn @ Peas & Crayons
Those are out of control. I’m going to have a baby so you can make me cookies.
none of my friends have babies….yet. and if you keep posting pictures like that then i’m going to pop one out (or have a pregnancy scare hahah!) so that you can make me stuff….for realzzzzzzzzzzz.
Is it sad how quickly I went from oo-ing and aa-ing at the baby to drooling over those cookies?! If having babies means that you get cookies like that, I’m in!! I’ll be calling you in 5 months!!
Woah. Those are ridiculous. Deliciously ridiculous. And your friend looks AMAZING for just having a baby!!!!!!!!!
I don’t have friends with babies and I really wish I did! All the fun of playing with kids without having to take care of them
Oh wow, Summer is beautiful! Congratulations to Jaime!