Or because one person did.
I’m looking at you, Tiff.
But, after poking fun at a few certain search terms to get to my blog on Wednesday, I decided we’re due to analyze a few of the better ones.
Come join me!
1. “Ryan Gosling Eating Ice Cream”
Ok. So I understand I’ve posted a few times about Ryan Gosling. So I often get the “hey girl” search terms. But eating ice cream? Is there something erotic about this that I’m missing? Because I’ve gotten this one quite a few times.
I don’t get it?
2. “What’s worse- marshmallow fluff or mcdonalds?”
In my humble opinion, that is like comparing apples to oranges. And, again in my humble opinion, they are both awesome. However, if you’re considering dinner, please don’t go solely with the fluff. Please.
And maybe throw in a McSalad.
3. “I don’t have a drinking problem.”
I don’t either! Congrats to us both!
4. “I’m a person who likes to spend time”
…? You gonna finish that thought? Spend time doing what? With your family? Napping? Taking long walks on the beach? Staring at the stars on a warm summer night? You’re so vague and mysterious! And frustrating! Clearly I’m attracted to you now. Call me maybe?
5. “Scabies Fun”
Last time I checked, scabies was not fun. From what I’ve heard, it’s actually quite unpleasant. Maybe you need to google this one some more.
6. “Moist Baked Oatmeal”
Alright, buddy. If I promise to give you the recipe for baked oatmeal that I’ve used in the past, would you never say that other word again? You’re grossing me out.
Please and thank you.
Click HERE for the recipe link.
7. “Need to go to the store but I already took my bra off.”
I hear ya, sister. My advice? Wait until tomorrow.
8. “Jason Segel”
This is no surprise. I talk about how awesomely sexy he is on the regular. I’m just waiting for him to google his own name and stumble across my humble blog.
Call me DEFINITELY.
So there ya go, kids. Some mindless reading for the start of your extended weekend.
Stumbled across some pretty sidewalk art on a walk the other day. Another reason why I love spring- everything just becomes more cheery…
Speaking of cheery, I’m super excited to be packed and am counting down the hours until it’s time to leave the office and jump on the first train outta the Chi!
Laters, kids! Have a good Memorial Day Weekend!!